Lubin
So you all gathered that that one is the vampire, right?
Bog
Yeah she was pretty keen on not specifically telling lies. You caught it too?
Lubin
No, I can just sense undead. By the way, Miss... Caldera, was it? Do you know that your sword-
Sally
Yeah, yeah, I know it has my great-times-infinity-grandma living inside it, and now all of her cult members want me to join up because of it.
Eri
So your greatest-gran is recruiting for her cult too? Small world.
Janus
HOW IS THIS IS A FREQUENT ENOUGH OCCURRENCE TO BE RELATABLE,
Dust
Well, if that vampire is to be believed, then we're all characters of the same person, right? It makes sense that we'd be similar.
Janus
Yeah, okay, no, we're going to move on from being existential. So what's the plan and who's in charge?
Sally
What do you think, "Captain" Love?
Bog
I reckon our best bet is to see what our assignments are. If it ain't too risky, we take the assignment and see what we can learn out in the field.
Eri
So are you an awakened construct with a pet fish, or an awakened fish with a pet construct?
Bog
I'm an etang from the planet Ouwei 9X.
Eri
...
Bog
I'm the fish. Anyway, where are you folks all from?
Eri
I'm from Kintargo, in Cheliax. I guess on the planet Golarion but I'm assuming you're the only alien.
Janus
Nope! I'm from Earth, specifically Detroit! ...Well, the suburbs of Detroit.
Dranus
How's it going on Earth!? Is Dresus still in control or did we stop him last time? We haven't had a Dreazter mission so I've been assuming he's gone. Especially since we have Goofy's head!
Janus
I, uh, huh, what?
Dust
I'm getting the impression that naming planets isn't working, but Dranus, Dr. Lubin, and I are from Toril.
Sally
I mean, Bog and I know about Earth. Weird question, but what year is it on Earth for you?
Janus
2023?
Bog
Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. Sally and I are from 2723.
Eri
Wow, that's. Wow. I'm from 4718.
Lubin
Yes, in your planet's years. That's not useful unless you know what Earth year it is.
Sally
Anyway, whatever year it is we should probably get some rest. We can hang out in the group chat!
